A.E. "Abe" Lemons was an American college basketball player and coach. As a coach at Oklahoma City University, Pan American University and The University of Texas, he compiled a record of 599 wins and 343 losses in 34 seasons. source
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in...
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical...
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school...
You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.