Arthur "Bugs" Baer was an American journalist and humorist. Baer was prominent in the New York City journalism and entertainment scene for many years and worked as a sports journalist and cartoonist. source
She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they...
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but...
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
The class barricades have been stormed by the forces of a broad culture, which is made up of clusters of individuals who have decided for themselves what they will be in society.