Decimus or Decimius Magnus Ausonius was a Roman poet and teacher of rhetoric from Burdigala in Aquitaine, modern Bordeaux, France. For a time he was tutor to the future emperor Gratian, who afterwards bestowed the consulship on him. source
When about to commit a base deed, respect thyself, though there is no witness.
No man pleases by silence; many I please by speaking briefly.
If fortune favors you do not be elated; if she frowns do not despond.
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not...
The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.