Goodman Ace, born Goodman Aiskowitz, was an American humourist, radio writer and comedian, television writer, and magazine columnist.
Moon rocks are OK when everyone is eating.
The best cure for hypochondria is to forget about your body and get...
Politics makes estranged bedfellows.
TV - a clever contraction derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville....
I keep reading between the lies.
I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn't send one.
If I spread myself too thin, I'm not a good actor, I'm not a good mother, and I'm just really high-strung - and everybody hates me.