I would do a musical, but I can't sing.
I'd like to be someone on 'Games of Thrones.'
I see a lot of homes that are supercool, and everything is very tasteful, but...
Since I got a really bad review when I was, like, 28 in 'The New York Times,'...
If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who...
Being an actor is really, really hard, no matter how you slice it.
In a romantic comedy, it's usually a good idea to have people who can't stand...
I like playwriting because it's rooted in a single location with actors...
I'm interested in people who are very close to the people who commit crimes.
My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I...
I have a fairly realistic idea about what my gifts and limitations are.
And if I don't sing, I don't get paid.
But, when I was about thirteen, I began to sort of sing in my neighborhood.
If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.
I had a cyst on my tonsils, and I couldn't sing. I had to have an operation.
I don't sing in the shower at all, and I don't sing in the shower, either.
I really don't have an ear for pitch. I can't sing at all, I can't hum...
I don't even sing in the shower.
I don't even attempt to sing.
I can't sing.
I don't sing. I do everybody a favor and I don't sing.
It would be judicious to act with magnanimity towards a prostrate foe.
I would rather make my name than inherit it.
I would love for models to be protected by a guild.
If I hadn't had acting, I would probably have imploded.
I would never put my songs in a commercial.
Jerry and I hoped that it would be a popular bestseller.
No, because retiring is stopping. If I wanted to stop, I would have stopped.
I would have been a geologist.
If I would be in this business for business, I wouldn't be in this business.
I would love to do a record with Usher.
Human attention tends to be focused on the satisfactions relationships are...
Happiness needs one-upmanship.
This awful concept of underclass is really horrifying. You're not lower...
The risk of the Holocaust is not that it will be forgotten, but that it will...
As far as love is concerned, possession, power, fusion and disenchantment are...
The New York Philharmonic is a tremendous opportunity, a great orchestra.
After conducting Wagner, Beethoven's triple concerto is like taking an Alka...
I love India.
I would convert to Judaism if the operation didn't hurt so much.
In Chicago, they die for their teams.
As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.